A new box of Leibniz has been purchased from Wegman's today. The last one was getting stale and rather crumbly.
A new box of Choco-Leibniz was also purchased from Wegman's. The last one was getting acquainted with Sam's innards.

Garber, Schwegman, and Byrne still evade us, mostly by sitting placidly in their offices and relying on our deep and abiding laziness to protect them. Their tactic has mostly succeeded, but the winds are changing. The time draws nigh when they shall all be sanctified by the benediction of the butterkeks.